✶ AWAKE AND UNAFRAID ✶
✶ ASLEEP OR DEAD ✶
never say never ever
✶ VARMINT • 20s • USA ✶
Resident plague doctor. Known supervillain. Toxic cis male. Gerard Way gender thief. Tall but knowing clown. Observer of the horrors. Slightly psychic. Liar. Homesick desert dweller. Proud RadAway Addict. And all-around no-good damn dirty varmint.
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❝ YOUR WORST FRIEND AND YOUR BEST NIGHTMARE..! ❞
trouble's just the bits in between
✶ INTERESTS ✶
Right now I'm really into Doctor Who, My Chemical Romance, PUPtheband, local bands, DC Comics, Batman, Hellblazer, Fallout: New Vegas & Fallout: Nuka Break, horror movies, Halloween, Knott's Scary Farm, plague doctors, and clowns.✶ MORE LINKS ✶
Comic Tumblr • Art Tumblr • Art Twitter • DeviantART • Art Carrd
✶ SPECIAL LITTLE PRINCESSES ✶
Which of these are funny little guys I used to enjoy once upon a time, which are always and forever major faves, and which are kins? You get to decide.
• Iazire icon by interstitials • Gerry Keay icon by archivebottles • Jon Sims icon by livray25 •
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run!
• DO NOT INTERACT •TERF / trumed / cop defender / Zionist
You condone or fetishize rape / pedo / incest / bestiality in any way
Support crypto / NFT / AI art / whateverI block very liberally.
Followers on my personal accounts please be 18+ thx
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look me up
“You smell like a hayride”
- Tony“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”
- Also Tony"You really are a supervillain, aren't you?"
- Tony Still“Smells like Scarecrow in here..........”
- Soleil“Fucker calls me at 1 a.m. to say ‘pee pee and poo poo doo doo and caca’ while I’m laying in bed and then proceeds to lose his shit and hangs up”
- Samson"Scarecrow is the funniest Man Crush Monday we've had in a while"
- Samson"I want to put you in a Saw trap that doesn't have an actual solution"
- Samson ofc"God you are so fucking annoying"
- Samsonnn“Go get a burger you big strong man”
- Bitty“The only motherfucker who likes Jack in the Box that I respect”
- Mr. Alexei"Not you guys though, I'm not scared of you guys. Except for Zach, I'm a lil scared of him."
- Galehaut"You're MY grim reaper <3"
- Remy"I have to be toxicly masc back at you or else I can't have a conversation with you cause it won't get through to you"
- Remy"You have the best shit eating grin I've ever seen"
- Someone at a con once
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fucked up if true
Samson “Rapidslash” “Vanitysruler” King factkin
No fakes if you THINK you're him I’ll block you on sight
The entirety of Miracle Musical’s 2012 album "Hawaii: Part II"
The gay little man in the wall from Death Bed: The Bed That Eats
Mr. Brightside from Mr. Brightside• FUNNIEST JOKE ON THE INTERNET EST 2016 •
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