✶ AWAKE AND UNAFRAID ✶
✶ ASLEEP OR DEAD ✶
never say never ever
✶ ZACHARIE • VARMINT ✶
• HE / HIM • USA • EST 1998 •
Resident plague doctor. Known supervillain. Toxic cis male. Gerard Way gender thief. Tall but knowing clown. Observer of the horrors. Liar. Homesick desert dweller. Proud RadAway Addict. And all-around no-good damn dirty varmint.
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❝ YOUR WORST FRIEND AND YOUR BEST NIGHTMARE..! ❞
trouble's just the bits in between
• INTERESTS •
Right now I'm really into Doctor Who, My Chemical Romance, PUP, local bands, Batman, Fallout: New Vegas & Nuka Break, horror movies, Halloween, Knott's Scary Farm, plague doctors, and clowns.• MORE LINKS •
Comic Tumblr • Art Tumblr • Art Twitter • DeviantART • Art Carrd
• SPECIAL LITTLE PRINCESSES •
Which of these are funny little guys I used to enjoy once upon a time, which are always and forever major faves, and which are kins? You get to decide.
• Iazire icon by interstitials • Gerry Keay icon by archivebottles • Jon Sims icon by livray25 •
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run!
• DO NOT INTERACT •TERF / SWERF / trumed / anti-xenogenders / think lesbians like men
You condone, ship, or fetishize rape / pedo / incest / bestiality / etc
Fan of Hazbin Hotel / D:BH / DmmD / South Park
Factkin / ship real people / RPFIf you think you might fit somewhere on here just block me.Followers on my personal accounts please be 18+
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look me up
“You smell like a hayride”
- Tony“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”
- Also Tony"You really are a supervillain, aren't you?"
- Tony Still“Smells like Scarecrow in here..........”
- Soleil“Fucker calls me at 1 a.m. to say ‘pee pee and poo poo doo doo and caca’ while I’m laying in bed and then proceeds to lose his shit and hangs up”
- Samson"Scarecrow is the funniest Man Crush Monday we've had in a while"
- Samson"I want to put you in a Saw trap that doesn't have an actual solution"
- Samson ofc"God you are so fucking annoying"
- Samsonnn“Go get a burger you big strong man”
- Bitty“The only motherfucker who likes Jack in the Box that I respect”
- Mr. Alexei"Not you guys though, I'm not scared of you guys. Except for Zach, I'm a lil scared of him."
- Galehaut"You're MY grim reaper <3"
- Remy"I have to be toxicly masc back at you or else I can't have a conversation with you cause it won't get through to you"
- Remy"You have the best shit eating grin I've ever seen"
- Someone at a con once
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fucked up if true
Samson “Rapidslash” “Vanitysruler” King factkin
No fakes if you THINK you're him I’ll block you on sight
The entirety of Miracle Musical’s 2012 album "Hawaii: Part II"
The gay little man in the wall from Death Bed: The Bed That Eats
Mr. Brightside from Mr. Brightside• FUNNIEST JOKE ON THE INTERNET EST 2016 •
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